Hello, Operator? Yes, I've Been Disconnected...

So recently I have received complaints that I haven't been blogging frequently enough. This person (who due to laws drafted by the Geneva Convention will remain anonymous) stated that because I had not blogged as often as they had I was a vile sinner and as lowly as a worm. As incorrect as these accusations may be, it is true that my blogging has slacked off as of late. However, because I am a just man with a head square on my shoulders, I will come clean and post not one but two blogs (now this may confuse some, but the blog I posted first can be accessed below. Some may say "well how can he write one blog, then write another saying he will write two blogs and not follow it up with another blog?" To this I say, anyone who dares accuse me of not following up on what I say will have their toenails plucked and be forced to live on a desert island with Nathan Baum and Donald Trump.)

On to the real world though:

For those of you who do not have the privilege of speaking to me in person, or do not otherwise know yet my dearly beloved cell phone has finally kicked the bucket. After serving me (though not always faithfully) for quite some time, it has retired to the place where all dead cell phones go. My cell phone had led quite a distinguished career, providing service to countless people before me, including but not limited to; Tom Cruise, Bill Gates, Madonna, and Leonardo Da Vinci. As much as my cell phone deserves a resting place among his fellow electronic devices, and as glad as I am to see him finally put to rest, I am still filled with a great emptiness. For you see, my cell phones embarkment on its final great journey has left me disconnected from the rest of the human race. I am no longer able to send or recieve important messages, or listen to the laugh of a child through an earpiece. I can sense the electronic world swirling over my head, but I no longer have a connection to that way of life. Its sad but true. If feel that if i continue to live my life in such a way I will eventually turn to dust. Not what i'm interested in right now.